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Car GPS Navigation System – Better than Mapquest

August 22nd, 2009

I was recently invited to a party with co-workers at a house in the suburbs.  The best part is that I was invited by the host, Emily, a woman I had been trying to get a date with for months.  I knew this was my chance.  In preparation for the event, which was only a casual barbecue, I got a haircut, put on my best casual yet nice outfit, bought some new cologne, shaved, and clipped my fingernails.  I was looking and smelling like a million bucks, and ready to make a good impression.  I marinated some meat to bring so she would know I could cook, and also made sure I read the newspaper for a week beforehand so I wouldn’t look stupid if she wanted to discuss world events.  I was more prepared for this barbecue than I had been for my last job interview.

As I was getting ready to leave on Sunday, I put the address of the event into Mapquest and printed out the directions.  Everything was going great until I arrived at my destination.  When I say “my destination,” I mean the destination that Mapquest had directed me to – an abandoned building in the middle of nowhere.  I was highly skeptical that this was the place where the party was being held, so I double-checked the directions and drove around the block looking for a house with people grilling in the yard.  There were none to be found.

Car GPS Navigation

At this point I decided I was nowhere near where I wanted to be, and was forced to call Emily to ask for directions.  She had to sit on the phone with me for 20 minutes in order to guide me to the party, and I felt like an idiot.  Whats worse, when I finally did show up, Steve from shipping already had his arm around her and didn’t leave her side the whole evening.  Apparently he has the best car GPS navigation system available and had showed up early to help her prepare.  Why didn’t I think of that?

I am still looking for my soul mate.  However, if she should ever invite me to a party outside the city, I will be able to show up before the competition thanks to the new GPS carnavigation monitor I have installed in my ride.  GPS for car – approx. $100.  Showing up before Steve – Priceless.

Never Ask for Directions with an Affordable Car GPS Navigation System

May 26th, 2009

I am sure that you never get “lost.”  I know this because I also never get “lost.”  However, I do sometimes end up in an abandoned parking lot because my buddy told me to take a wrong turn two miles back.  If you, like me, have a sense of direction that would give Magellan a run for his money, but often end up at the wrong location because of someone else’s mistake, consider installing a GPS navigation system in your car.  For those of us with friends that give us directions leading to the middle of nowhere, technology is our new best friend.

Just ask your incompetent friend for an address.  Then input that address into your GPS system along with your starting address, and the system will show you the route and read each direction to you.  Not that you need this.  I am sure that with a compass and a Swiss Army Knife you could find the location of Saddam’s secret stash of WMDs.  But let’s be honest.  Driving to new locations can be stressful.  Searching for street signs and house numbers in an unfamiliar part of town is no fun for anyone, especially if your directions are incomplete.  Why not avoid searching and driving in circles?  Now you can, by having a GPS navigation system installed in your car.

With a wide-screen display, a GPS Personal Travel Assistant is your answer to the misguidance of friends and relatives.  With a sleek display and keen navigation system, this device will be like the Clark to your Lewis, the Clyde to your Bonnie, the Butch to your Sundance.  The ultimate sidekick, a GPS navigator brings comprehensive map data to your fingertips.  Many also include traffic alerts and an MP3 player.  The system will recalibrate directions if you…excuse me, if someone else misses a turn, and many models also include the locations of nearby gas stations, restaurants, hotels, and other points of interest.

A born explorer and expedition leader such as yourself should have the best available travel companion.  While a GPS navigation system is only necessary to compensate for the errors of others, this makes it a very useful device.  This system is easy to install in any vehicle, and it can be yours today for less than $200 from a China electronics wholesaler.